Butter here- though you all might want to watch a movie with me! I know quite a few of you are fantasy lovers and thought you might want to indulge in a little adventure, a little comedy, a tiny bit of romance, and crossdressing captains.
I’ve stopped shaking now, but holy shit. Almost had to say goodbye to our cars and gas boiler. The amount of gas coming off of that thing was phenomenal. Nothing like a good flaming car on your doorstep at 6pm to really get the evening kicking off to a shaking start.
Ohhh my god are you okay? It looks awful there’s no car left!
Yeah, the hood is completely demolished. She pulled up right next to our cars whilst smoking and I swear to god I nearly had a heart attack! I’m a little lightheaded from the stress, but apart from that I’m in one piece. Really glad about that, actually. You always hear about this stuff, but you never think that it’d actually happen! Until, you know, it does. Hell of a scare.
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge